世界面臨第一次末日的1999年我19歲,跟五專同學們去戲院看了《美國派》、《人骨拼圖》、《綠色奇蹟》、《鬥陣俱樂部》、《駭客任務》、《神鬼傳奇》、《天才雷普利》、《玩具總動員2》、《厄夜叢林》跟《007 縱橫天下》,蘇菲‧瑪索正翻了。當年《最後14堂星期二的課》很紅,有跟朋友借來看,是有點感觸不過就那樣,拍成電影了也沒興趣。《厄夜叢林》是史蒂夫吵著要看的,「真的啦,很好看」。他是壓抑版的Stifler,偶爾會有瘋狂的舉動但不致離譜,而當我們從戲院走出來時,大家正密謀著要怎麼讓他體會我們的痛楚。「難看死了,頭暈到想吐。」中場就受不了逃亡去外頭抽菸的露比第一個開砲。「唉唷我怎麼知道,我覺得不錯啊。」屁!狡辯!打鬧著,我們離開黃昏的花蓮市區,回到遠在豐山村的學校。那是一個誰把誰的肚子搞大的年代,性壓抑的年代,青春的年代,《美國派》的年代。
距離上一集的婚禮已有九年,Jim跟Michielle間生了個孩子,兩人的性關係滑至冰點,皆靠自慰來排除過剩的精力。Kevin打電話給他,約兩人回鄉參加同學會。Oz、Finch接連到場,連沒邀請的Stifler都恰巧出席。原本預計應該平安、快樂的同學會,又因Stifler的出現而再掀波濤...
演員幾乎全員到齊,編、導則由《豬頭漢堡飽2》的兩位導演負責。全劇笑料不斷,每個角色都必須跟自己奮戰:Jim跟史瑞克一樣面臨有孩子以後的夫妻關係、追求平實的Oz要在狂野嫩膜跟曾經摯愛間抉擇、Kevin疑似在不知情的情況下偷了腥、Finch無法對愛人坦誠相對、Stifler是個大公司裡的小小職員,被老闆當「細漢仔」呼來喚去。在一陣男性下空、女性上空的畫面過去後,這些男人們意識到有些事情變了,但有些事情永遠都不會變。該縫補的關係補回了,該斬斷的關係斬斷了,年齡相仿的相愛了,年齡有差距的復仇了。「I'm Finch's mom.」這句真的太讚!Stifler毫不猶豫,進球得分!
13年過去,我失去也得到了一些東西,有些無足輕重,有些雙肩難扛,但總是扛住了,繼續往前走。在季節的更迭時,我不停不停想起過往的春夏秋冬,想起很多未完成的夢、未實現的諾言,腳步偶爾也因此而沉重。在看《美國派:高潮再起》時很多東西回來了,包含一些當年的感動跟陳舊的眼淚,以為早已失落,卻從未離開。我不知道自己期不期待它再出續集,但我知道這幾個荒唐好漢的雙下巴、鬍渣及恩恩怨怨早已成為我人生的一部份,無法分割也不想分割。希望有人在看完這部電影時能夠體會到跟我一樣的感動:屬於某個已經失落的年代的、遙遠而歷久彌新的感動。
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我一直都還記得,當初Nora有多的票請我們去看的時候 全場真的是哄堂大笑,而且也真的還有人笑到拍大腿 我個人也很喜歡這部電影
我問稍微年輕一點的朋友,有從頭看到現在的,沒有很喜歡,還是有點歲月上的差異吧
.......我老了!要認老(嘆)
我們還有很多年可以慢慢聊這件事情
不知道再一個十年,會不會有原班人馬再想拍 「美國派 高潮過後」(咦?)
機率不低,票房保證嘛~
看你的介紹好像很好看 但是以前的我就沒看過了耶 這樣看的懂嗎?
還是看得懂,只是會缺乏一整套連著看的脈絡。我是只有看一,二跟三都漏了直接看這集(好像)。
這年經常看你的文章, 很好, 同是影迷, 有感而發, 這個片的感動, 立刻想起另一套名片, stand by me 裡會感受人生另一個時段的感動~
是啊,回憶真的是難以忘懷
加油,別放棄,我們的星球,是變動的,生老病死,喜怒哀樂,生命 生生不息。 知足常樂。 很多國家,現在溫度,正+40度 或 負-40度, 生 活 和 生存,非常艱辛。 --- 蘇+澳+後勤+某某部,也曾 酒後駕車,BMW,車頭全毀,引擎噴飛,人沒事,上過頭條新聞,網路可以查尋到。(上新聞) 該某某部,還發生過,特別案件,因老婆,無照駕駛,老公軍人,跑去夥同鄰居,製造假車禍,真詐保險公司,雖然後來,心裡不安,主動告知,保險公司,還是被,警方發現,移送地檢署偵辦。(沒上新聞) 不知道,今年 還是去年,某艦9+3+7,有士兵,去淡水遊玩,因薪俸較低,且薪俸運用和理財不佳,到賣場超市,偷竊一盒保險套。(就算船號記錯,內容不會錯,因為是,公開場合,全體宣導,注意事項)(沒上新聞) --- 蘇+澳,南+方+澳。 社區、營區,真糟糕。 普悠瑪出軌事件、大橋斷裂事件、海軍伊清楓事件。 --- 請強化,資訊安全,駭客已經厲害到,可以入侵手機,啟動與關閉軟件,並監視手機與盜取圖片和資料,造成用戶的錯覺,刻意制造出,手機用戶,幻想 或 精神病。 利益與衝突,攏斷與掌控。 --- 刮刮樂,上面號碼,應該以, 發型款版本,進行編碼, 後面則以,發行張數量,進行編碼。 ABC-1234567(款式-張數) 不然誰知道,到底有沒有,少印 或 多印。 --- 支持公益彩卷。有錢的話,當然會幫助需要的人。 請上架,因賠錢,而下架的,樂線九宮格,謝謝。 請20:00封盤,20:05開獎。(20:30開獎,理由是,需要計算,消售金額,騙三歲小孩喔) --- 一個、謊言、炒作、洗腦...的世界。 早就已經,沒有什麼,商品供需了,所以才會造成,大家沒什麼收入。(大家在比氣長,看誰食物多) 全世界都相同問題,所以才會打,貿易戰。(太平洋 魚獲 和 工作機會) 食物,才是真的(王道),其它都是假的! --- 經濟好壞? 大家,房貸額度用光、信貸額度用光、信用卡額度用光、商品沒供需 股票炒不起來、虛擬貨幣 假的上上下下。(負債累累) 只能說,以前買到房屋 或 擁房者,已經 還清債務的人,才是幸福的。(低房價) 以前是,(慢調生活),(農業時代),(相互競爭少),(人人有田),(人人有房),現在反過來了。 --- (洗腦兼爛權 的 學長學弟制 軍隊)槽糕到不行。 --- (玩弄人、貪汙,事件永無止息),(滅證洩責,第一名),(商業值供獻零),(只會從國庫,透過預算,拿老百姓,繳的稅收,進行揮霍) [基層工人,跟老百性相同,還比較有,供獻價值] --- Come on, don't give up, our planet is changing, with birth, old age, sickness and death, joy, anger, sorrow and joy, and life is endless. Contentment is always happy. In many countries, the current temperature is positive +40 degrees or negative -40 degrees. It is very difficult to live and survive. --- Su + Australia + logistics + XX department, also once drunk driving, BMW, the front of the car was completely destroyed, the engine was flying, people were okay, the headlines can be found on the Internet. (On the news) There have also been special cases involving his wife, unlicensed driving, husband and soldier. They went to work with neighbors, made fake car accidents, and scam the insurance company. Although later, he was uneasy, he voluntarily informed the insurance company. , The police found it and transferred it to the Prefectural Procuratorate for investigation. (Not in the news) I don't know, this year or last year, a certain ship 9+3+7, there are soldiers, go to Danshui to play, because the salary is low, and the use of salary and financial management are not good, go to the supermarket and steal a box of condoms. (Even if the ship number is wrong, the content will not be wrong, because it is, public occasions, all publicity, precautions) (not on the news) --- Su + Australia, South + Fang + Australia. The community, the camp, it's really bad. Puyuma derailment incident, bridge fracture incident, navy Yiqingfeng incident. --- Please strengthen information security. Hackers are already powerful enough to invade mobile phones, start and close software, monitor mobile phones and steal pictures and data, causing users to misunderstand, deliberately creating, mobile phone users, fantasy or mental illness. Interests and conflicts, severance and control. --- Scratch music, the number above should be, Hair style version, coded, After that, the number of issued sheets is used for coding. ABC-1234567 (style-number of sheets) Otherwise, who knows, whether there is less printing or more printing. --- Support charity rolls. If you have money, you will certainly help those in need. Please put it on the shelf, because it lost money, and it was taken off, Lexian Jiugongge, thank you. Please close the plate at 20:00 and draw at 20:05. (The lottery is drawn at 20:30, the reason is that it needs to be calculated, the amount of sales, to cheat a three-year-old child) --- A world of lies, hype, brainwashing... It has been long since, there is nothing, commodity supply and demand, that's why everyone has no income. (Everyone is getting angry, see who has more food) The world has the same problem, so it will fight a trade war. (Pacific Fish Catch and Job Opportunities) Food is real (king way), everything else is fake! --- Is the economy good or bad? Everyone, the mortgage line is used up, the credit line is used up, the credit card line is used up, there is no supply and demand for goods, stocks cannot be speculated, and virtual currencies are going up and down. (Large debts) It can only be said that those who have bought or owned a house before and who have paid off their debts are happy. (Low house price) It used to be, (slow life), (agricultural age), (less competition), (everyone has a field), (everyone has a house), but now it’s the other way around. --- (Brainwashing and ruined power of the senior schoolmate system army) Too bad. --- (Playing with people, embezzlement, the incident never ends), (Extinguish evidence and venting responsibility, the first place), (Commercial value for zero), (Only from the national treasury, through the budget, the tax paid by the people and the tax will be squandered) [Grass-roots workers are the same as Lao Bai, but they are more valuable, offering value] ---
關閉系統基哨站。 這個世界,只不過是,謊言支撐起來,當一切改變時,別期待 國家 與 政府 或 任何人的承諾,因為 生死,都隨時存在,只是人類體型放大化,且記憶裡 存在著,安全思想,比較多一些生存而已。 沒有供需,一切都是假的,只是透過 各種手段 與 職業,獲取 等值的證明,紙鈔 與 錢幣。 所以生存概論,推翻政權 或 加入集團組織。 This world is just supported by lies. When everything changes, don’t expect the promise of the state, the government or anyone, because life and death exist at any time, but the size of human beings is enlarged, and there is in memory, safety thoughts, comparisons Survive more. There is no supply and demand, everything is fake, just through various means and occupations, to obtain proof of equivalent value, banknotes and coins. So an introduction to survival, overthrow the regime or join a group organization.
一個錯誤的選擇 一個錯誤的環境 造就了 一連串 錯誤的事件 軍隊 隸屬 特殊環境 , 官員有責 解決底下問題, 否則沒資格 命令 不要只會 , 升官發財 , 滅證卸責, 受傷死亡, 都不算數, (該死的軍隊)(管理極差) [該休息 休息][該工作 工作] [很困難?] (作息時間,與外面社會,稍微不同,當然正常) (部隊管理不佳, 造成他人精神壓力問題) (部隊管理不佳 ,造成他人工作負荷過重) (部隊管理不佳,造成 軍職 約聘, 捉弄 與 陷害 他人, 永久上的紀錄遺憾) (受傷沒說,完全不算數)(內傷算自己該死) (卸責厲害的軍隊) ( 上電視、上報紙、莒光園地、女兵日記 ) (形象 洗白 第一名) A wrong choice A wrong environment Created a series of wrong events The army is in a special environment, and officials have the responsibility to solve the underlying problems, otherwise they are not qualified to order Don't just get promoted and get rich, destroy evidence and shirking responsibility, Injuries and deaths don’t count, (damn army) (very poor management) [Should take a break] [This job should work] [It’s difficult?] (The work and rest time is slightly different from the outside society, of course it is normal) (Poor management of the troops, causing mental stress to others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in excessive workloads for others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in military appointments, teasing and framing others, permanent record regrets) (I didn't say the injury, it doesn't count at all) (Internal injury counts as one's own damn) (Short the blame for the powerful army) (On TV, Newspaper, Juguang Garden, Female Soldier's Diary) (Image whitewashing first place)